if Sister Linda quotes were motivational posters

This post is dedicated to the retirement of Sister Linda Surette, my theology teacher junior year. Sister Linda is undoubtedly one of the best teachers I have ever had. Not only did she make class interesting by making assignments worth 4,000,000 points, making us memorize centuries of Biblical women, and showing us Veggie Tales,  but she was also unbelievably hilarious.

But what would happen if someone took some of Sister Linda’s hilarious quotes and tried to make them inspirational posters? 

Sister Linda, thank you for all the wonderful memories and making class enjoyable, interesting, and entertaining. You’ve touched the lives of numerous students and taught us things we will never forget. We all wish you the best of luck in all of your future endeavors.

~GOD BLESS SISTER LINDA~